May 2012
18 posts
May 18th
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May 15th
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May 13th
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happy birthday to my british boyfriend
May 12th
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May 10th
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May 10th
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May 10th
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May 8th
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May 7th
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Eminem's Stan does not play well on the radio
“And what’s this *blank* you said about you like to *blank* your *blank* too? I say that *blank* just clownin’ dawg, c’mon, how *blank*’d up is you?”
May 7th
1 note
May 6th
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May 6th
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May 6th
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May 6th
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May 6th
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May 6th
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May 6th
77 notes
May 6th
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April 2012
1 post
Apr 23rd
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March 2012
12 posts
Mar 29th
7 notes
Mar 29th
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Mar 25th
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Mar 25th
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Mar 25th
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Mar 21st
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Mar 21st
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Mar 21st
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Mar 20th
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Mar 20th
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Mar 14th
Mar 6th
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February 2012
12 posts
i miss tumblarity. who remembers that?
Feb 24th
To the camera thief
I don’t know who you are, I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don’t have money. But what I do have is a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career, skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you give my camera back now, that will be the end of it, I will not look for you, I will not pursue...
Feb 24th
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Feb 20th
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Feb 13th
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Feb 13th
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Feb 13th
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Feb 13th
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Feb 13th
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people: are you mad/sad or something?
me: this is just my face
Feb 13th
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Feb 13th
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Feb 13th
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Feb 13th
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January 2012
1 post
Jan 24th
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December 2011
8 posts
Dec 31st
6 notes
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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My 2012 resolutions:
1. Join at least 3 university societies or clubs, at least 1 of which must be a sport. 2. Smile more. 3. Be better at conversation. 4. Do at least an hour of work outside lectures for every hour in lectures. 5. Get at least 60% so I can study in America. 6. Stick to my budget. 7. Take opportunities.
Dec 30th
If I told you guys that I used my second Twitter...
Dec 24th
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Dec 8th
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