May 2012
18 posts
happy birthday to my british boyfriend
Eminem's Stan does not play well on the radio
“And what’s this *blank* you said about you like to *blank* your *blank* too? I say that *blank* just clownin’ dawg, c’mon, how *blank*’d up is you?”
April 2012
1 post
March 2012
12 posts
February 2012
12 posts
i miss tumblarity. who remembers that?
To the camera thief
I don’t know who you are, I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don’t have money. But what I do have is a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career, skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you give my camera back now, that will be the end of it, I will not look for you, I will not pursue...
people: are you mad/sad or something?
me: this is just my face
January 2012
1 post
December 2011
8 posts
My 2012 resolutions:
1. Join at least 3 university societies or clubs, at least 1 of which must be a sport.
2. Smile more.
3. Be better at conversation.
4. Do at least an hour of work outside lectures for every hour in lectures.
5. Get at least 60% so I can study in America.
6. Stick to my budget.
7. Take opportunities.
If I told you guys that I used my second Twitter...